life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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