Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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