Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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