I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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