i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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