Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Randomize
