tell your sister to shave her snatch
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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