that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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