How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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