So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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