I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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