So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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