im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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