By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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