and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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