Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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