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(856): View more from New Jersey

so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.

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(806): View more from Texas

he shaved USA in his pubs

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(845): View more from New York

I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.

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(425): View more from Washington

I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.

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(937): View more from Ohio

how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?

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(708): View more from Illinois

You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.

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(913): View more from Kansas

I feel like a color. Like a wavy color

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(586): View more from Michigan

Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches

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(571): View more from Virginia

i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it

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