Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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