Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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