Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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