Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Sponge bath it is.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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