u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
