guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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