Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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