is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
