I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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