physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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