if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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