That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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