I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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