i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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