I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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