That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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