break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
