Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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