New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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