Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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