i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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