she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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