She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
You don't make any sense
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