oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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