I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I would fuck him just for his dog
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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