I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
ttyl tear gas
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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