I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
You smell like a Billy Joel song
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Dignity is for republicans.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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