Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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