i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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