You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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