..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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