My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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