used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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