found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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