did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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