I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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