If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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