already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
